wartortles:
if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it
(via cumfort)
foxnewsofficial:
walk into the club like “what’s the wifi password”
be thin give birth cook for you have long hair wear makeup have sex with you be feminine be graceful shave diet be fashionable wear pink love men be the media’s idea of perfection listen to your bullshit
(via victoriasux)
whatshouldwecallme:
Expectation: Reality:
Expectation:
Reality: